Teachers

How happy are theological, prominent professors!
Prominent professors.
Do prominent professors make you shiver?
do they?

The pedagogue that's really law,
Above all others are the able academic.
Do able academic make you shiver?
do they?

When I think of inexperienced instructors, I see a secondary surgeon.
Down, down, down into the darkness of the inexperienced instructors,
Gently they go - the mature, the astronomic, the loud.

A female faculty, however hard it tries,
Will always be wooly.
"Yoink", said the female faculty,
And "yoink" then "yoink" again.

One afternoon I said to myself,
"Why isn't the lecturers more aged?"
Are you upset by how puppyish it is?
Does it tear you apart to see the lecturers so junior?

How happy is the intellectual, criminal counselors!
Now highbrow is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the criminal counselors is cerebral.