The Sideshow Is Back N Town

Down The Beer, Tell Every Other Person Met Hello.
Go Past, This & That Attention Grabber, 2 Get 2 What Entertains U The Most: The Sideshow.
The Freakshow.
The Sideshow: Nothing Can Beat It.
Spit The Chewed Tobacco, Just So, 2 Put Out A Cigarette Butt.
Strut Of Beautiful Bearded Lady, The Leathery Hide Of The Man They Say Is 380.
Autopsy Of A Alien, Going Down, N The Nearer Tent.
Pent Up Is Tiger Man On A High Platform Right Next 2 Is A Bird Man.
Strongman Lifts Up Tons Easily While Assisted By His Sensuous Vampire Helper.
Laughter. Where There Is Such Fun There Is The Purer Laughter.
Super Day, This Is. The Sideshow Has Even Added Some Nu Features.
Adults Reveal The Fright That Can Only B Eased By Their Fearless Kids.
Gypsies & Elephant Men Approve Of Our Popcorn & Candy Apple Eating.
Waiting On The Siamese Twins Or The Woman With The Littlest Head Ever While Cola Drinking.
Loving It. Simply Loving It. The Sideshow Is Back N Town.