Since My Baby Farted

We used to be together.
In all kinds of weather.
Till my baby had done something wrong to little Ole me.
She killed my dog and cat and bird
And fogged up the tv screen, I can't see the picture cause it's always full of steam
She killed all the flowers,  I don't love her anymore
I kicked her oh so hard, she flew right out the door
Oh how I hated how she'd torched me, Can't you see people,  it's so plain to see? Here I sit all alone and feel so broken hearted, I don't love her anymore.....Since my baby farted!