Dear Mr. Google…

Shark pings and houses for sale
Facials near me and who went to jail?
Anti inflammatory and weight loss shakes
And how do I identify poisonous snakes?
Symptom checker and red #3
Which is truest, King James or NIV?
How do I remove Sharpie from tile grout?
How come some belly buttons go in and some stick out?
Non toxic candles and essential oil
Does a wooden spoon stop a messy boil?
Credit score check and toddler swimsuits
Is summer appropriate for cowboy boots?
Local raw honey and Marilyn Monroe
How much to get into a Taylor Swift show?
Danger in Mexico and weather this week
Has anyone ever heard Einstein speak?
What’s an average NFL player’s pay?
How many elves fit into Santa’s sleigh?
Inground pools and Welcome mats
Tahini recipes and softball bats
Why I can’t sleep is quite the mystery
I hope no one ever checks my Google search history.