My Bender Expirence



With this year coming to a close
I've been through many new things
Learned procrastination is one of my lows
This class plucked my heartstrings                          

With all my friends in this class
They were as annoying as flies                     
Sometimes I wish on his projects I would get a free pass
But Mr Bender is so wise

In his class I fell asleep
It was pretty boring
 Until I heard a beep                            
And Mr B roaring

Mr bender was funny
Mr bender was short                                
Mr bender was just like a bunny
He loved to talk about his favorite sport

With his shiny shrimp shoes                   
And his mighty weight goal
With him talking about jews
And his beautiful neck rolls

When i'm not doing my work
And claiming to be almost done                         
I leave his class with a smirk
This class was so much fun

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Mr B 4th

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Written on May 02, 2022

Submitted by NSanchez on May 11, 2022

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme AXXA BCBC DEDE FGFG HXHX IJIJ
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 878
Words 157
Stanzas 6
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4

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  • LSTAWIKOWSKA
    Very funny poem, nice job.
    LikeReply1 year ago
  • CThornes
    This was amazing Nick! It truly made me laugh, great job.
    LikeReply1 year ago

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