Mister Crumbteazze



Bone
might you exit the steak
what fatted edge
will make gravy?
what fatted edge
will grease the
hotted plate.
and steam the
stems of cauliflower
so that they might dine
in the elegance of
Summer
those nights
of Love
those nights
of togetherness
steak how thick are you?
pound by pound
steak were are you
discounted and
mine.
oh might I dine!
oh might I dine!

                                                                  puff!
                                                                   puff!
                                                                      Great Cigars!
                                                                  Sip!
                                                                   Sip!
                                                                        Sweet
                                                                  Expensive Wine!
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Submitted by allanterry542curtis on December 13, 2021

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme xxAxAbxbcdecFeFxgxgxdDD HHxIIxd
Closest metre Iambic dimeter
Characters 895
Words 91
Stanzas 2
Stanza Lengths 23, 7

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