Hair mania.
Impressing my partner,
my hair I did dye
but some of the lotion,
it went in my eye!
I grabbed for the towel,
which fell to the ground.
The bottle tipped over
and span round and round.
That lotion it squirted
all over the place!
Tears in my eyes,
hands covered my face.
I tripped over the toilet
and fell to the floor.
My foot flew up,
hit the knob on the door.
Stood up, slipped,
head first in the sink.
Now
what's my partner going to think?
My hair is florescent green
from the dye.
I can't wear my shoes
and I have a black eye!
About this poem
Just a bit of humour.
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Written on January 10, 2001
Submitted by NeoTigerr on August 15, 2021
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | ABCBDEAEFGHGIJKJLMNMOBPB |
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Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
Characters | 518 |
Words | 107 |
Stanzas | 1 |
Stanza Lengths | 24 |
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