FEMALE CHAUVINIST SOWS
Female chauvinist sows
Are now running Melbourne town,
Fighting against equality
Fighting to keep men down.
Melbourne once was free
But now an evil matriarchy rules,
What chance has justice got when
We're run by female chauvinist fools.
The Gestapo helps to keep men down
To keep the bludger gender in charge,
So equality doesn't have a chance
While female chauvinism is at large.
The Bitch-Queen-Fuehrer tells us that
"Men are merely second-rate,
That's why they all must be brought down
Before it is too late!"
Justice fled Australia long ago
There is no equality for men now,
As Negative Action helps to prop up
The evil female chauvinist sows.
She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed
Demands complete male subservience,
"To make Australia great," she says,
"We must have female dominance!"
So with no chance of fairness left
Youth suicide is now sky-high,
But rather than bring equality back
The B-Q-Fuhrer will let young men die.
If only women would fight for men
The way men once fought for them,
Then, despite the Bitch-Queen-Fuhrer
We might get equality back again/
THE END
© Copyright 2021, Philip Roberts
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
About this poem
Men fought beside women for over 20 years until women achieved equality in the mid-1990s. Now men are in a subservient position, women aren't helping us fight for equality!
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Written on July 03, 2021
Submitted by PHIL_ROBERTS on July 03, 2021
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Scheme | ABCB CDED BFXF XGBG XXXA XHXH XIXI EXXE XXX |
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Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 1,129 |
Words | 191 |
Stanzas | 9 |
Stanza Lengths | 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 3 |
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