Analysis of Muff Diving
I like 'em mean, I like I'm lean, there isn't anything I love more than flicking the bean.
When things start to get intense
I stick my fingers through the fence
And suddenly all of life makes sense.
My fingers are twisting and turning
Each time I'm doing this I'm always learning
I look up and the b*tch*s are always squirming.
As I take my fingers out
And she is oh so wet
I stick my nose in
A smell I'll never forget.
My tongue is going round and round
Her vagina is like an open butcher shop
And I'm a bloodthirsty hound.
And finally the best part of all
She screams at the top of her lungs
And you feel the sensational waterfall
And now I'll give you my conclusion
And maybe even my plot.
Muff diving is wonderful
Just beware of the unexpected blood clot.
Scheme | X AAA BBB XCXC DXD EXE XFXF |
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Poetic Form | |
Metre | 111111111101011111001 1111101 11110101 010011111 110110010 1111011110 111001111110 1111101 011111 11110 0111001 11110101 001011110101 010101 010001111 11101101 0110010010 011111010 0101011 1101100 1011001011 |
Closest metre | Iambic pentameter |
Characters | 739 |
Words | 147 |
Sentences | 7 |
Stanzas | 7 |
Stanza Lengths | 1, 3, 3, 4, 3, 3, 4 |
Lines Amount | 21 |
Letters per line (avg) | 28 |
Words per line (avg) | 7 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 85 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 21 |
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Submitted on August 13, 2017
Modified on March 05, 2023
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