Muff Diving

I like 'em mean, I like I'm lean, there isn't anything I love more than flicking the bean.

When things start to get intense
I stick my fingers through the fence
And suddenly all of life makes sense.

My fingers are twisting and turning
Each time I'm doing this I'm always learning
I look up and the b*tch*s are always squirming.

As I take my fingers out
And she is oh so wet
I stick my nose in
A smell I'll never forget.

My tongue is going round and round
Her vagina is like an open butcher shop
And I'm a bloodthirsty hound.

And finally the best part of all
She screams at the top of her lungs
And you feel the sensational waterfall

And now I'll give you my conclusion
And maybe even my plot.
Muff diving is wonderful
Just beware of the unexpected blood clot.