Analysis of Joseph's Cousin Is Hot (And Other Statements Of True Things)



Joseph's Cousin Is hot
Joseph's Cousin is hip
I'd like to see my organ
Dangle from her lip

Joseph's cousin is crazy
Joseph's cousin is perty
When I think about her
My sheets, they get dirty

Joseph's cousin is impossible
Joseph's cousin is fine
I wish for 5 minutes
In a room, she'd be mine

Joseph's cousin is foxy
She's too chicken-poxy
Because like an itch I must scratch
She drives me mad with her body

Joseph's cousin is wet
And she tries to hide
But I can't hold it in with the slip and slide
OOH!


Scheme ABXB CAXC XDXD CCXC XEEX
Poetic Form Tetractys  (40%)
Quatrain  (40%)
Etheree  (25%)
Metre 101011 101011 1111110 10101 1010110 101011 111010 111110 101010100 101011 11110 001111 1010110 11101 01111111 11111010 101011 01111 11111010101 1
Closest metre Iambic trimeter
Characters 482
Words 97
Sentences 1
Stanzas 5
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 4, 4, 4
Lines Amount 20
Letters per line (avg) 19
Words per line (avg) 5
Letters per stanza (avg) 78
Words per stanza (avg) 19
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Submitted on November 11, 2009

Modified on March 05, 2023

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