Analysis of Where's the Poker?
Christopher Smart 1722 (Shipbourne) – 1771 (King's Bench Prison)
The poker lost, poor Susan storm'd,
And all the rites of rage perform'd;
As scolding, crying, swearing, sweating,
Abusing, fidgetting, and fretting.
"Nothing but villany, and thieving;
Good heavens! what a world we live in!
If I don't find it in the morning,
I'll surely give my master warning.
He'd better far shut up his doors,
Than keep such good for nothing whores;
For wheresoe'er their trade they drive,
We vartuous bodies cannot thrive."
Well may poor Susan grunt and groan;
Misfortunes never come alone,
But tread each other's heels in throngs,
For the next day she lost the tongs;
The salt box, colander, and pot
Soon shar'd the same untimely lot.
In vain she vails and wages spent
On new ones--for the new ones went.
There'd been (she swore) some dev'l or witch in,
To rob or plunder all the kitchen.
One night she to her chamber crept
(Where for a month she had not slept;
Her master being, to her seeming,
A better play fellow than dreaming).
Curse on the author of these wrongs,
In her own bed she found the tongs,
(Hang Thomas for an idle joker!)
In her own bed she found the poker,
With the salt box, pepper box, and kettle,
With all the culinary metal.--
Be warn'd, ye fair, by Susans crosses:
Keep chaste and guard yourselves from losses;
For if young girls delight in kissing,
No wonder that the poker's missing.
Scheme | AABBBCBBDDEEFFGHIIJJCKLLBBGHMMNNOPBB |
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Poetic Form | |
Metre | 01011101 01011101 110101010 0101010 1011010 110101110 111110010 110111010 11011111 11111101 111111 1110101 11110101 01010101 11110101 10111101 01110001 11010101 01110101 11110111 1111111110 111101010 11110101 11011111 010101010 010110110 11010111 00111101 110111010 001111010 1011101010 11010010 11111110 110101110 111101010 11010110 |
Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 1,338 |
Words | 243 |
Sentences | 13 |
Stanzas | 1 |
Stanza Lengths | 36 |
Lines Amount | 36 |
Letters per line (avg) | 28 |
Words per line (avg) | 7 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 1,021 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 238 |
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Submitted on May 13, 2011
Modified on March 05, 2023
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