Analysis of My Eulogy
As we gather today to day to lay to rest this poet persay....
She had a few final words she wanted to share this day....
She wrote a list of - WHAT? You gotta be kidding.... She wrote a list of instructions I'm told...
First being don't drop the coffin while walking so bold for her carcass tis old...
She also said no passing gass while carrying her body.
No smelly oders to linger on her carcass, that would be naughty.
She will haunt the first to toot while enroute to her new home in lieu
She hates to think her funeral will be scarred with a fart or two...
Now her next question she says is a request... OK
A demand.
She wants her Paul bearers to remove.their shirts.where they stand.
She wants something for people to remember her by...
But she said they must remove their shirt while dancing to boot scooting boogey.... Yehaw.... No Lie.....
Her final instruction.... She wants her body facing the sunset ..... and this is why....
Have you ever seen a pissed off ghost woke up early due to the sun shine?
Out in the country
Scheme | ABCCDDEEBFFGGGHD |
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Poetic Form | |
Metre | 1110011111111101 11011011101111 1101111101101101101011 1101101011011101011 110111011100010 1101110101011110 1110111101101101 1111010011110111 1011011100111 001 11011011111 1110110101001 1111101111101111111 0100101101010010111 111010111111011011 10010 |
Closest metre | Iambic octameter |
Characters | 1,035 |
Words | 196 |
Sentences | 23 |
Stanzas | 1 |
Stanza Lengths | 16 |
Lines Amount | 16 |
Letters per line (avg) | 48 |
Words per line (avg) | 12 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 773 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 197 |
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