Analysis of longest poem
The Longest Poem In The World
Poem by Denis Martindale
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The longest poem in the world
Went on and on and on...
So much that when it was unfurled,
Rolled on and on and on...
Folks were entranced when first they read,
Yet none could see it through.
For soon they had to go to bed
And sleep as sleepers do.
The fastest speakers had their turn,
Attempting what they could,
Yet they grew hoarse to likewise learn
That it did them no good.
Computer geeks were rallied round,
Translating text to speech.
It wore the geeks into the ground,
Too far beyond their reach.
God called His angels to His Throne
And asked for volunteers,
Yet when the poem's length was known,
They knew it would take years!
Despite this fact, God's Son stood proud
And said it was sublime...
And solemnly that day He vowed
That He would spare the time.
So God agreed and Jesus left
And read the poem through...
God missed His Son and felt bereft,
Yet time in Heaven flew.
God's Son returned with His report,
The poem to explain...
He shared the poet's every thought,
The power of his brain...
The angels listened patiently
And when Jesus was done,
They praised the Lord in ecstasy
And thanked God for His Son!
The longest poem to recall!
From the oldest man who lived!
For Christ alone had read it all -
Methusaleh's greatest gift!
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Poetic Form | |
Metre | 01010001 10110100 11100 01010001 110101 11111101 110101 10011111 111111 11111111 011101 01010111 010111 1111111 111111 01010101 010111 11010101 110111 11110111 01101 1101111 111111 01111111 011101 01001111 111101 11010101 010101 11110101 110101 11011101 010101 110101001 010111 01010100 011011 11010100 011111 0101011 1010111 11011111 1101 |
Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 1,275 |
Words | 243 |
Sentences | 18 |
Stanzas | 1 |
Stanza Lengths | 43 |
Lines Amount | 43 |
Letters per line (avg) | 24 |
Words per line (avg) | 6 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 1,026 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 243 |
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Submitted on October 11, 2020
Modified on March 25, 2023
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