Analysis of The New Jerk Times



So label from
Website
No want to
Let me call
The NYT
The New Jerk Times...
But why?
Who cares.
Do you?
I bet you don't give
A ....
A....
A.
A rat's turd
From his behind.
Neither does he
( the Rat ).
The rat is just
Ratting me out.  That's his job.
But the cat's job is to eat
The informant rat.
The one you don't give
A shit about.
Then Cat licks his lips, muzzle
And whiskers, too.
It's a sign of what a tasty meal
An informant rat
Can make.
How about that?


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Poetic Form
Metre 1101 1 111 111 01 0111 11 11 11 11111 0 0 0 011 1101 1011 01 0111 111111 1011111 00101 01111 0101 1111110 0101 101110101 10101 11 1011
Closest metre Iambic dimeter
Characters 430
Words 96
Sentences 16
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 29
Lines Amount 29
Letters per line (avg) 11
Words per line (avg) 3
Letters per stanza (avg) 327
Words per stanza (avg) 98

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Continuing to fix my mistakes...yikes.

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Submitted on June 25, 2021

Modified on March 05, 2023

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