BadHaikuEmporium's Poems

Here's the list of poems submitted by BadHaikuEmporium — There are currently 17 poems total — keep up the great work!

The truth I know these are bad This all is really satire Just so you know,... – *by Chris C*	4 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
My current situation Sometimes I don’t think Speaking, a talent of mine Cats are cool, no... – *by Chris C*	1 View added 5 months ago	Rating
My favorite words What words do I like? Vehicular manslaughter. Also cat, that’s... – *by Chris C*	1 View added 5 months ago	Rating
Dare Doing some drugs is bad Yet some are not as bad, no? Who cares, do... – *by Chris C*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Petals It is beautiful. Pink petals dance in the air, Nothing is... – *by Chris C*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Popularity I’m not popular. I really just don’t care to, Those kids are just... – *by Chris C*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Hair My hair is longish. It’s getting in my vision, I need a... – *by Chris C*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Big words Entrepreneurship. What is a neur? Why a ship? English is... – *by Chris C*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Plans I have a life plan I do wanna see the world Mainly France, seems... – *by Chris C*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Annoyance V2 My words are half-baked. My mind not wanting input Why five minutes,... – *by Chris C*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Wood How much wood was chucked? Chuck did the chucking, how much? We will never... – *by Chris C*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Snazzy Letters are snazzy You can use them to spell cup See? Super... – *by Chris C*	2 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Annoyance Only five minutes? Why can’t I have more than five? I’m a slow... – *by Chris C*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Time Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored I am oh so very bored Will this class end... – *by Chris C*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Class What to do in class I could write something cool, maybe? I’m so very... – *by Chris C*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating
Contests Contests are boring The money prize is cool though Maybe contests are... – *by Chris C*	1 View added 5 months ago	Rating
Contest Contests are boring The money prize is cool though Maybe contests are... – *by Chris Cunningham*	0 Views added 5 months ago	Rating