What?

Joke? What Joke?
It is just my civil liberties  I am trying to invoke

Why should I beg for what I already own?

Hey wait a minute!

Why do you care what speed limit I broke?

This isn't even your zone!

Stop trying to piggyback

Off of some other guy's work

And I won't call you a hack

And practically go berzerk

Besides, I was only going 55

I saw you swerve off the road

And you're telling me how to drive

First get "your" story straight

Then I'll pay the fee

And we can both go home with some pride!