My B.F.F.



(Ben Hancock, this is for you. It all started with your 'Menstrual Girlfriend'.
What you poor men have to put up with!)

I couldn't be a lezbian
No matter wot
 My husband says

 He thinks I am
I don't know why
The kd land cd's
I buy.....?

My Best Friend's man
Thinks she's one too
I tell ya
What's a Gal to do?!

Just coz our hair
Is really short....
And we're really
Into women's sport....

Jill Sobule, I really dig
"Kissed a Girl" 'fore Perry did!
Portia's HOT, a real 'Siren'
Ellen, on all cylnders firin'!

I just like wearin' overalls
Coz over-all they suit me best
Dainty heels are not for me
My Birkenstocks fit comfortably!

So, to you,
I will say tata
We're off now,
To The Mardi-Gras!

Font size:
Collection  PDF     
 

Submitted on December 27, 2013

Modified on March 05, 2023

42 sec read
5

Quick analysis:

Scheme AX BAC XDCD BEXE XFGF XXBB XXGG EXBX
Closest metre Iambic trimeter
Characters 661
Words 132
Stanzas 8
Stanza Lengths 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4

Dana Moon

Yeah Scotty.... I wuz.... In my day!! :> lol********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************FEATURE POET OF THE WEEK - SCOTT MOULTHROP"very unusual but funny seriously thankyou for posting that was great Thankyou" (Tyler Zickgraf)*********************************************************************************************************************************Seriously Scotty, I truly value,appreciate and consider your comments more…

All Dana Moon poems | Dana Moon Books

0 fans

Discuss the poem My B.F.F. with the community...

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this poem in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this poem to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "My B.F.F." Poetry.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 18 Jun 2024. <https://www.poetry.com/poem/79107/my-b.f.f.>.

    Become a member!

    Join our community of poets and poetry lovers to share your work and offer feedback and encouragement to writers all over the world!

    June 2024

    Poetry Contest

    Join our monthly contest for an opportunity to win cash prizes and attain global acclaim for your talent.
    12
    days
    12
    hours
    12
    minutes

    Special Program

    Earn Rewards!

    Unlock exciting rewards such as a free mug and free contest pass by commenting on fellow members' poems today!

    Browse Poetry.com

    Quiz

    Are you a poetry master?

    »
    Who wrote the poem "A Fairy Song"?
    A William Blake
    B William Shakespeare
    C Emily Dickinson
    D Geoffrey Chaucer