Alcoholic Seduction



Candy is dandy! But liquor is quicker!!
 Brandy makes you randy!
 Whisky makes you frisky!
 Gin makes you sin!!!
And I suppose, with a creme de cacao,
maybe, just maybe, she'll say okayoh!

Perhaps, a bottle of cheap, sparkling plonk,
Will no doubt lead to a much wanted bonk!
And of course,if you buy her a beer.
It won't be too long till she's out of her gear!
Then ,of course..There's good old Sambucca.
That's the drink if you want to um..want to have your way with her??

But here's a challenge to makers of wine.
Brewers, distillers, and harvester of vine!
Develop a drink that's sparkly and sweet.
A liquor that will really turn up the heat.

It will sell by the case... I know
Providing it rhymes with fellatio!
And for the girls, with money in fingers.
Perhaps an ale.... to rhyme with cunnilingus!!!
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Submitted on May 02, 2011

Modified on April 10, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme ABBXCX CXDDCA EEFF CCXX
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 787
Words 149
Stanzas 4
Stanza Lengths 6, 6, 4, 4

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