Good friends



You really missed a treat, good friend.
You really should have been there.
We all agreed it was the best there was!
It was a shame that you were elsewhere!

I've never drunk so much free beer,
and the bourbon will do me for life!
Everything, this year was on the house!
And-I-also-took-good-care-of-your-wife!

Just think it was was the first time you missed it.
and it was the best ever by far!
When your wife and I stopped halfway there.
We-found-money-in-the-back-seat-of-your-car!

Two girls on a zebra put on quite an act.
They were very athletic,and both completely bare!
As erotic as the other three..Gee! that was a show.
And then there was the other one.Or should I say the pair!

Your wife did the turn that she knows how to do.
But this time...Totally nude!
She said that you always wanted to help.
But-she-was-never-in-the-mood!

A coachload of girls from town turned up.
The "gay divorcees " I think they were called.
Did they ever spread love around!
Between-them-and-your-wife-happiness-ruled!

Your wife told me about your problem.
Her "accident" with the knife.
A prosthesis doesn't work down there!
And now you're stuck without it!...For life!

She took me to "your" Rose garden.
By gee! that's a romantic place.
I noticed she wore her fishnet stockings!
And-that-top-made-of-see-through-lace!

She told me all your problems.
and I "consoled" her for an hour!
I must have done a really good job,
'cos-she-was-still-giggling-during-our-shower!

But still, I bought you a memento!
 A slab of ice cold beer!
But on the drive home we got
thirsty-and-hot-and-drank-your-souvenir!

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Submitted on March 21, 2011

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme XAXA BCXC XDAD XAEA XFXF XXXX XCAC XGXG XHXH EBXB
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 1,544
Words 262
Stanzas 10
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4

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