Debt collector

Would you like
Cum in a cup or blood in a bag?
If you want cum in a cup
Then send a cup and a return label
And I’ll cum in a cup then send it to you
And you sell it and put it towards my debt

Now if you want blood in a bag
Then tell me where to go to get poked and drained
Then sell it and put it towards my debt

I can’t do both the same day
Because I will be tired, dizzy and useless all day
It’s one or the other, choose your method of payment.

Eric (and sometimes not)