I Want a Girl. (Just like the girl)
Leonard Wilson 1948 (Washington state)
I do my own two-part harmony, here. Still looking for a fifth member to complete my barbershop quartet.
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+*I Want a Girl*+
I want a girl
just like the tramp
that buried dear old dad
(Dear old daaaaaaad)
She was his niece
and the only piece
that daddy ever had
(Ever haaaaaaad)
A sweet old fashioned slut
who knew the score
Easy piece of butt
and daddy's whorrre...
I want a witch
just like the bitch that
buried dear old Daaaaaad!
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As Jim Carrey said in Mask,
"Was that over the top?
I can never tell!"
About this poem
This is an irreverent parody of an old barbershop standard.
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Written on March 06, 2023
Submitted by lenadrwilson on March 06, 2023
Modified on March 11, 2023
- 33 sec read
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Quick analysis:
| Scheme | a B Bxc a ddc efef xxa xxx |
|---|---|
| Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
| Characters | 538 |
| Words | 113 |
| Stanzas | 6 |
| Stanza Lengths | 3, 3, 1, 3, 4, 7 |
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