5 Jokes
Woody Allen: “I’m giving my shrink two more months. After that I’m going to Lourdes.”
David Letterman: “After college he had to move in with his mom and dad to get his head together.”
“The reporter asked what would you do if you won the lottery. Ten hookers and a pile of cocaine.”
“The local loser got married. She turned to the crowd, lifted her skirt and said Last Call.”
Jay Leno: “Who sits around in robes and expands the mind? The Supreme Court and drug addicts.”
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Written on December 27, 2021
Submitted on December 27, 2021
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Characters | 502 |
Words | 92 |
Stanzas | 1 |
Stanza Lengths | 5 |
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