Analysis of How A Cat Was Annoyed And A Poet Was Booted
Guy Wetmore Carryl 1873 (New York City) – 1904 (New York City)
A poet had a cat.
There is nothing odd in that--
(I might make a little pun about the Mews!)
But what is really more
Remarkable, she wore
A pair of pointed patent-leather shoes.
And I doubt me greatly whether
E'er you heard the like of that:
Pointed shoes of patent-leather
On a cat!
His time he used to pass
Writing sonnets, on the grass--
(I might say something good on pen and sward!)
While the cat sat near at hand,
Trying hard to understand
The poems he occasionally roared.
(I myself possess a feline,
But when poetry I roar
He is sure to make a bee-line
For the door.)
The poet, cent by cent,
All his patrimony spent--
(I might tell how he went from werse to werse!)
Till the cat was sure she could,
By advising, do him good
So addressed him in a manner that was terse:
"We are bound toward the scuppers,
And the time has come to act,
Or we'll both be on our uppers
For a fact!"
On her boot she fixed her eye,
But the boot made no reply--
(I might say: "Couldn't speak to save its sole!")
And the foolish bard, instead
Of responding, only read
A verse that wasn't bad upon the whole:
And it pleased the cat so greatly,
Though she knew not what it meant,
That I'll quote approximately
How it went:--
"If I should live to be
The last leaf upon the tree"--
(I might put in: "I think I'd just as leaf!")
"Let them smile, as I do now,
At the old forsaken bough"--
Well, he'd plagiarized it bodily, in brief!
But that cat of simple breeding
Couldn't read the lines between,
So she took it to a leading
Magazine.
She was jarred and very sore
When they showed her to the door.
(I might hit off the door that was a jar!)
To the spot she swift returned
Where the poet sighed and yearned,
And she told him that he'd gone a little far.
"Your performance with this rhyme has
Made me absolutely sick,"
She remarked. "I think the time has
Come to kick!"
I could fill up half the page
With descriptions of her rage--
(I might say that she went a bit too fur!)
When he smiled and murmured: "Shoo!"
"There is one thing I can do!"
She answered with a wrathful kind of purr.
"You may shoo me, and it suit you,
But I feel my conscience bid
Me, as tit for tat, to boot you!"
(Which she did.)
The Moral of the plot
(Though I say it, as should not!)
Is: An editor is difficult to suit.
But again there're other times
When the man who fashions rhymes
Is a rascal, and a bully one to boot!
Scheme | AABCCBDADA BBEFFEGCGC HHBIIBBJBJ KKLMMLNHNH NNOPPOQRQR CCSTTSBUBU VVDWWDWXWX YYZBBZ |
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Poetic Form | |
Metre | 010101 1110101 11101010101 111101 010011 0111010101 01111010 10110111 10111010 101 111111 1010101 1111011101 1011111 101101 0101010001 110101 1110011 11111011 101 010111 111001 1111111111 1011111 1010111 10110010111 1110101 0011111 111111010 101 1011101 1011101 1111011111 0010101 1010101 0111010101 01101110 1111111 11101000 111 111111 0110101 1110111111 1111111 1010101 1110110001 11111010 1010101 11111010 10 1110101 1110101 1111011101 1011101 1010101 01111110101 10101111 110101 10111011 111 1111101 1010101 1111110111 1110101 1111111 110101111 11110111 1111101 11111111 111 010101 1111111 11100110011 10110101 1011101 10100010111 |
Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 2,319 |
Words | 490 |
Sentences | 27 |
Stanzas | 8 |
Stanza Lengths | 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 6 |
Lines Amount | 76 |
Letters per line (avg) | 23 |
Words per line (avg) | 6 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 222 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 58 |
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Submitted on August 03, 2020
Modified on March 05, 2023
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