Gregthepeg109
  Junior Member

Salutations, esteemed reader. I humbly introduce myself as Carrot, a vegetable whose nutritional value is unparalleled. It is beyond dispute that I am one of the most wholesome and nourishing edible items that can be included in one's dietary regimen. Thank you for affording me the opportunity to present my virtues to you. more »

Listen up, because I'm about to drop some knowledge on you. I am hands down the absolute best at eating pegs. No one can even come close to my level of expertise. I mean, it's basically my superpower. People are always in awe of my incredible peg-eating abilities. I don't even have to try, it just comes naturally to me because I'm that good. It's no big deal really, just another day in the life of a peg-eating champion like myself. more »