The Real Oxymorons

Gay Republicans
Black Christians
Clean strippers
Blurry vision
Free taxes
College education
Health Insurance
Slave Emancipation
Government Bailout
Deaf listeners
Government Shut Down
We're all winners

I'm tired of waiting for everything to change
I've seen your evil manifest
The World is full of it
It's all over the News and nobody wants it to end
p*ss everybody really just happy with being sick?

Humane abortions
Honest killers
Democrats in Congress
"Obama" in office
Pregnant virgins
American insurgence
Illegal immigrants
Mexican trade fence
Boarder control
American Stock Exchange
Who stole your innocence?

Flight risk
Stolen money
Serve and Protect
Honest Cops
Genuine living
Ghetto mansion
Prison accommodations
Hood rich
Celebrity poverty
Cheating whores
A unified Economy
Low Gas prices
Everyone goes to jail for no reason at all

Responsible birth control
Used condoms
Safe sex
No consequence
Free drugs
Sober drunks
Recovering addicts
Blind lust
Covered butts
You can look but you can't touch

Can you see what I'm really trying to say?
Can you hear what everyone refuses to admit?
You're the real oxymorons
But you're all too afraid of real progress to actually exist