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Bedbooks

Franklin P. Adams 1881 (Chicago, Illinois) – 1960 (New York City, New York)



(There is said to be a steady demand for 'bedbooks'
in England. There are readers who find in Gibbon a
sedative for tired nerves; there are others who enjoy
Trollope's quiet humour. Some people find in Henry
James's tangled syntax the restful diversion they seek,
and others enjoy Mr. Howells's unexciting realism.
-_The Sun_.)

How sleep the brave who sink to rest,
Lulled by the waves of dreamy diction,
Like that appearing in the best
  Of modern fiction!

When sleeplessness the Briton claims,
And hits him with her wakeful wallop,
He goes to Gibbon or to James,
  Or maybe Trollope.

No paltry limit, such as those
The craving-slumber Yankee curses-
He has a wealth of poppy prose
  And opiate verses.

A grain of-ought I mention names
And say whence sleep may be inspired?
Is it the thing to say of James,
  'He makes me tired?'

To say 'a dose of Phillips, or
  A capsule of Sinclair or Brady,
Is just the thing to make me snore?'
  Oh, lackadaydee!

Nay! It were churlish to review
  And specify by marked attention
Our bedbooks. They are far too nu-
  Merous to mention.

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Franklin P. Adams

Franklin Pierce Adams was an American columnist known as Franklin P. Adams and by his initials F. P. A.. Famed for his wit, he is best known for his newspaper column, "The Conning Tower", and his appearances as a regular panelist on radio's Information Please. A prolific writer of light verse, he was a member of the Algonquin Round Table of the 1920s and 1930s. more…

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