Rate this poem:5.0 / 3 votes
The Story Of The Very Epic Pool Party
Garry Jones 1905 (Buffalo)
The Story of the Very Epic Pool throbbing
Jimmy's Mom, Sandy was a fucking whore, and a dumb cunt. On a Sunday night, his mother was fucking the butlers dog, in the pool, when a large robber entered their pool. The dog screamed. Then, a cyborg came to investigate. He fucking whiped out an anaconda to apprehend the fucker. The vile snake slithered to the man's pants and made his way up his leg.
The man yelled, "Don't f*ck my ass, Mr. Snake!", but the snake didn't care. The snake replied:
“I’ll only let you nut in Jimmy's mom if you let me crawl in your asshole”.
The man thought for a moment, then said
“well i guess i’ll let a snake go in my fine luscious asshole”.
The snake quickly began fucking him, going all the way in his anal tract, curving deeper around his digestive system. Meanwhile the dog continues to lay the pipe on Jimmy's whore ass mom. The cyborg stares ferociously into the robbers eyes while growing a massive clobbering robo shlonger.
"I'm going to have to f*ck you both now.." Said cyborg, powering up his laser robo shlong, taking aim at the trio in the pool.
The whore mother heard this behind her and was unfazed “Are you three gonna f*ck me and this dog or what?” she said. The Cyborg looked at her and released a barrage of cock missiles, one went into the dogs bright pink butthole, the others seeking their target. The cock missiles made their way to the soft and pure skin of Jimmy's Mom's butthole, fucking her pussy and mouth until seeking the main prize, her gaping anus.
The hole-seeking cock missiles fired from the Cyborg's laser cock made its way to Jimmy's mom's massive clitoris and for a brief moment she saw her life flash before her eyes. The robber desperately wanting to please Jimmy’s mom started to eat her ass in the now warm pool, the snake sensed this and went deeper into the man until he shot out of his mouth and into the delicious asshole. She screamed a Rosa Parks quote, "Hallelujah, my asshole is expanding!". The snake was dissolved in her stomach, by the cum imbued stomach acid. This only made Jimmy’s mom more horny.
With the robber now free of his intestinal anal invader, he tried to pull out his cock, but the cyborg was too fast. With blinding speed, the cyborg was already within his asshole, fucking it deep, deep, deep.
"TAKE MY ROBO COCK, YOU UGLY, CUM GLUZZLING, ROBBING F*CK". Yelled the cyborg, in a robotic tone
"No, no, please Mr.Cyborg! I just wanna bust in this hoe!" The robber whimpered from beneath the machine man. But his pleas were unanswered. He kept getting fucked.
The dog began to scream a mighty human moan from the still penetrating cock missile, he was going to bust everywhere. The cyborg couldn't let the dog cum without him and reached over with his hand to stroke the dog’s red hot cock at supersonic speeds. The cyborg stroked the weirdly shaped but very sexy dog penis, until the dog could no longer keep it in. He blasted the largest load of doggy yum yum cum all over, effectively covering everything in a 10 meter radius. Turning the pool dog-cum white,whilst letting out a loud roar, similar to that of a victorious lion. This killed the dog instantly. The cyborg throws the limp cum-covered dog corpse 35,000 feet into the air, aimed directly at a passing 747. Smashing into it with such force that the plane is ripped in half, and is sent careening towards an orphanage-retirement home combo. There were no survivors. 317 people died in the plane crash. The fire started from the crash would claim 268 additional lives.
The robber, who wasn’t gay before, loved this act of masculenity. Parting his lips from jimmy’s mom’s asshole momentarily to scream:
“F*ck me as hard as you fucked that plane, that dog, and all those people, that just fucking died!"
"I will f*ck you harder than that, evil scum. I make robbers my bitch" Replied the cyborg. He powered up his delta-thrust pelvic drive, of mega fucking tight boipussy.
"If you survive this, I'll make you my new sidekick" said the cyborg
The robber smiled and bit his lip,"Bring it on, you oversized easy bake oven."
But the robber wasn't prepared. His back couldn't take the godly and unrivaled thrusts of the cyborg's large penis, his back began to break at every level of his spine until it was dust. He was crippled and needed to be wheelchaired for the rest of sad existence after that unfathomable dicking. He never robbed again. Because he was the cyborg's new sidekick.
Jimmy’s mom, a little sad from the death of her favorite playmate dog suggested they take a cigarette break inside and order some pizza.
"Boys, why don't we order some dominos? I got plenty of dem smokes too. They can make anyone crave cock and ball torture"
The men looked at each other in a rather delightful manner, and followed her into the house. The cyborg carrying the now crippled robber to Jimmy's wheelchair, stolen from his room.
About this poem
This was inspired by my dog.
Written on January 30, 2021
Submitted by Garry1905 on May 26, 2022
Modified by Garry1905
- 4:36 min read
- 169 Views
|Scheme||X XABXB CXDXX X X XXA DXXXXCX|
|Stanza Lengths||1, 5, 5, 1, 1, 3, 7|
Find a translation for this poem in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Use the citation below to add this poem to your bibliography:
"The Story Of The Very Epic Pool Party" Poetry.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Web. 1 Apr. 2023. <https://www.poetry.com/poem/128188/the-story-of-the-very-epic-pool-party>.
Discuss this Garry Jones poem with the community:
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
You need to be logged in to favorite.