Grammar Police
Done got caught by the grammar police.
They throwed me in the jail.
Been poemin' my words all wrongly,
Made folks moan and wail.
I says my piece just how I please,
Don't care if people disagrees.
To all them poem referees
I says,
Go stuff yer face with cheese.
My words is mine,
I like 'em fine,
Your writin' advice just been declined.
So drag me off to prison now,
I'll do my writin' anyhow.
About this poem
Poetry can break the rules as long as the message and feeling still gets through to the readers
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Written on April 17, 2022
Submitted by BCByron on May 18, 2022
Modified on April 25, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | ABCBDDDEDFFGHH |
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Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
Characters | 392 |
Words | 88 |
Stanzas | 1 |
Stanza Lengths | 14 |
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