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Blue's Eulogy



Oh Blue o Blue, you were the greatest fish ever
And how brainy you were, you were oh-so clever
We sat gazing at your bowl for hours on end
That is until you jumped into the blend
That’s right, that's right, we were cleaning his bowl
Then the garbage disposal took his soul
He was feeling a little down it seemed
Blue always looked happy, but inside he screamed

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Submitted by actually_m on June 09, 2021

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