What_Ed_Said

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  June 2021     10 days ago

Submitted Poems 7 total

A Dentist and a Manicurist

A dentist and manicurist married
They fought tooth and nail
The weirdest part of it all
Is the dentist worked by braille 

See the dentist was blind 
And the manicurist smelled foul
But it just blows my mind
How the dentist did root canals
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– by Ed Riederich

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The Loch Narse Monster

Loch Narse Monster

There once was a sea creature
His name was Narse
They called him a narcissist
But it was all a farce

He swam in his deep lake
Forced to live alone
The accusations of Narsey
They were all overblown

The narcissist...

– by Ed Riederich

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When the Golden Corral Becomes the Ok Corral

I saw on the news outside of Philly
A Golden Corral where it got kind of silly
A massive brawl happened over there
Customers started throwing their chairs

Then I saw a few people throw a punch
While others were trying to enjoy their lunch
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– by Ed Riederich

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Hey Mary Mother of Grace

Hey Mary, mother of fallen grace
Why did you take that money from that place?
You stole some money like a dope
And now you get no blessing from the pope

Where did that money go and run
They found it when they found nun
During 10 years she...

– by Ed Riederich

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Hey Mary Mother of Grace

Hey Mary, mother of fallen grace
Why did you take that money from that place?
You stole some money like a dope
And now you get no blessing from the pope

Where did that money go and run
They found it when they found nun
During 10 years she...

– by Ed Riederich

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added 2 years ago
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Hey thanks! The format is called a Villanelle. The rhyming pattern is challenging but fun to write.

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My new profile picture is not showing up. The one I have is sideways. Is the file maybe too large? This has been incredibly frustrating, so any help would be much appreciated.

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