Poetbird's Poems

Here's the list of poems submitted by Poetbird  —  There are currently 130 poems total — keep up the great work!

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Toss That Thong

Are you all alone on the internet posing nude
Well now there's help
Send 56 dollars to 76 Spock Street
and spare your yelp

All of us want you to spend your money
7 special agents will help you find yourself
All agents are creating a happy...

by Trevor McLeod

 12 Views
added 2 years ago
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Christmas Comes

Christmas comes for what it was
of sharing gifts for all the cause
Of loving man for what he meant
when finding God in all he sent

And telling others
remember when
I loved you how
And loved you...

by Trevor McLeod

 10 Views
added 2 years ago
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Drugged Along

I took the drug for all it's worth
and talked the drug from death to birth
And wondered why I walked the walk
of drugged for mice and not for Earth

And told myself what I would know
when all who others said I'm stoned
Told death for me when...

by Trevor McLeod

 7 Views
added 2 years ago
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This Is A Poem Instead Of A Man

This is a poem instead of man
This is a word instead of a plan
This is your chance to get to know me
This is your right to come and show me

I will not fail
I will not leave
Hold out your hand
and click with we've

come together
...

by Trevor McLeod

 7 Views
added 2 years ago
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Bully

The bully teaches others how
The bully has you do his work
You say to others I am sick
and then go on to further duerrke

I tell you that it isn't true
defending all that you've gone through
by telling all your hurt for cause
And not...

by Trevor McLeod

 11 Views
added 2 years ago
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Prostitution

You're more than that
We're you're together
You're more than mine
or your's forever

We're my and you're's
you're toys for pleasure
Where I and you are
boys for measure

For pride and prose
of love you'll centure
To me and have you
talk...

by Trevor McLeod

 4 Views
added 2 years ago
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Hard Work

Is there a category for stupidity?
There's several of them.
How do I find one?
You'll have to look
That sounds like hard work
No not...

by Trevor McLeod

 22 Views
added 2 years ago
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Stupidity Defend Yourself

Stupidity defend yourself
I've come to take you out
Don't treat it like it's just a date
for I am feared as shout

I'll say to you you haven't learned
and tell you of my beef
And you will have to listen good
or so I want to think

Then you...

by Trevor McLeod

 6 Views
added 2 years ago
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Lost Reaction

First comes friendship
then comes lies
Knowing each will not surmise
What other feelings come to be
when each is asked of less to be

When all are working for the cause
of doing other's parts
Not seeing each for what each has
That each will...

by Trevor McLeod

 3 Views
added 2 years ago
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Not Smart

What's good for the soul
may be bad for the heart
When love rejects all
that's thought of as art

And fought are the feelings
come back as a part
Of love for your future
that you are not...

by Trevor McLeod

 2 Views
added 2 years ago
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Lovers To Send

Passion before friendship
Lover before friend
People before others
lost in their end

Cost of their living
Fast as they can
Holding off others
Lost in their mend

Where marvels are spoken
for loss and not end
And where what is woken
are...

by Trevor McLeoc

 0 Views
added 2 years ago
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Peanut Butter Pants

All wore peanut butter pants
where the world spread jam
As the tailor tried to fit you
in a bread you'd call his clam

And you paid for more than sticky
when a sandwich would expand
And your filling was for others
that your taste was in...

by Trevor McLeod

 5 Views
added 2 years ago
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I'd Like Sex

I'd like sex
The kind you like
The kind you came for
The kinder for

I'd like met
to mean your more than for
Come for whoare
Offered for

I'd like immense more
Mighty wore
Often coming worst for
All my life attest for

A common ground...

by Trevor McLeod

 5 Views
added 2 years ago
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Wood

I saw the link to porn was right next to the news
and wondered if I clicked on one would any difference choose
To say that I was watching all and never had to lose
what all were saying all at once and never having views

So I could run my life...

by Trevor Mcleod

 12 Views
added 2 years ago
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Love

For...

by Trevor McLeod

 0 Views
added 2 years ago
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Men

led me to sex
and sex led me to webcams
and webcams led me to corvettes
and corvettes allowed me to drive right by...

by Trevor McLeod

 1 View
added 2 years ago
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Fate

Some poems
they are sacrificed
and not meant
to be written

Some poems
are not too nice
and talk of Hell
and smitten

Some poems are the center of
attention to be told
Some poems are not worth the cause
of sacrificing old

Some poems...

by Trevor McLeod

 0 Views
added 2 years ago
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The Poet Without Teeth

Don't talk to me
you toothless poet
Who preaches me
what you all know at

When life smiles back
and tells you so
That I'm as bad
as all you show

And I am learning
from expense
Of what you've paid
in greater sense

When never having...

by Trevor McLeod

 2 Views
added 2 years ago
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Barbara Are You Free

Barbara are you free
Barbara are you such
Barbara are you telling me
what you see as much

How you gonna touch
How you gonna clutch
How you gonna love in me
what you see as dutch

Barbara are you...

by Trevor McLeod

 0 Views
added 2 years ago
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Yesterdays Wieners

I always thought that yesterday
was just a time of day
But now I know that yesterday
is just what passed away

When wieners from the day before
are there to live their lives
Like Betty White and all her light
to give the day to wives

And...

by Trevor Mcleod

 3 Views
added 2 years ago
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Valet Farting

I watched her lift her leg and fart
and said that must be age and heart
But wondered why she needed help
when all that gas was power felt

And thought her sick for just the cause
and yelled at her for what it was
And said I saw her let it go
...

by Trevor McLeod

 4 Views
added 2 years ago
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Simple Poem

Everything is simple
in it's own way
Taken from a point of view
man is sure to say

And praying for the other souls
that price is sure to pay
When learning from the other souls
is kept on hold these days

And hanging in the ballast
of...

by Trevor McLeod

 5 Views
added 2 years ago
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Flat

A scientist once said it's flat
and I again agreed
He said the Earth is very flat
and lay upon his tweed

A flatter man he was not
A testimony pleased
As all his back was laying flat
and logic cleared the weeds

So we could go into a...

by Trevor McLeod

 2 Views
added 2 years ago
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In Both Ways

Vaginas are for men
and not that bad
Respect goes both ways
and meant to add

So how is your possession
gonna help you now
When women are forever
and men for wow

That all of your ambition
is shared both ways
And carrying your love
back...

by Trevor McLeod

 3 Views
added 2 years ago
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Don't Ask Me

Why do you need gas?
For my car
Why do you need a car?
Because I live far from work
Why do you live far from work?
Because I need a house
Why do you need a house far from work?
Because they're affordable
Why are they affordable far from...

by Trevor McLeod

 3 Views
added 2 years ago
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Click Here

Are you sure?
Okay or Cancel?
That is your question
asked if you're mental

Wait for the answer
and you are assured
That home for a loser
is who you are who'rd

And takes you to travel
around what is life
When ends for a reason
are what...

by Trevor McLeod

 2 Views
added 2 years ago
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The Flower

He was lost in the desert
for the miles he could not stand
As he traveled for a distance
he was not prepared to land

And he passed the many sand grains
for his life that would be rough
When he came upon a flower
saying life for you is tough...

by Trevor McLeod

 3 Views
added 2 years ago
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Cries

This is the song Ann Murray sings called "A Little Good News". I just changed the words to insult her. No disrespect Ann. Trevor

Somebody from Saskatchewan
said the News is on today
Somebody who has no experience
who thinks that hate is...

by Trevor McLeod

 5 Views
added 2 years ago
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Everything You Want

I wonder what is
that keeps you coming back
Everytime I say it's for-you
and you think it's fair to act

And you see it's just a con
and there's nothing more to me
And you know you don't want everything
and calm yourself; you see.

So...

by Trevor McLeod

 7 Views
added 2 years ago
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Apple Lay

I'm being followed by an apple
I feel like I've been picked
I wonder if it rolls on by
I'll have a bushel wit

I try to say it isn't me
who sees it as it falls
For me; I'm certain love is me
and gravity can't call

So on I go remembering...

by Trevor McLeod

 5 Views
added 2 years ago
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