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The Story Of The Very Epic Pool Party Garry Jones	This only made Jimmy’s mom more...	Rate it (5.00 / 3 votes)
Cracked Blame Amanda East	A little dizzy and horny as...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
SUMMER SWEAT mad hippie poet	summer sweats and how you left me this horny teenager who is soon not yet...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
Where's the Poet? John Keats	The Lion's roaring, and can tell What his horny throat expresseth, And to him the Tiger's yell Come articulate and presseth Or his ear...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Emperor Of Ice-Cream Wallace Stevens	If her horny feet protrude, they come To show how cold she is, and...	Rate it (4.50 / 2 votes)
Fragment. Where's The Poet? John Keats	The Lion's roaring, and can tell What his horny throat expresseth, And to him the Tiger's yell Come articulate and presseth Or his ear...	Rate it (4.36 / 44 votes)
Poem lovelynipplebus	And spank me when I'm bad Sometimes when I'm horny I think about my dad I'm not very arty But I am very farty I want to be your pet This...	Rate it (4.00 / 1 vote)
A Ballad Of Boding. Christina Georgina Rossetti	With a horny hand it steered, And a horn appeared On its sneering head upreared Haughty and high Against...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Gentleman! Evans E Bradley	A lonely, horny, unloved, brokenhearted...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Poet Leaving Athens Walter Savage Landor	My thirst, or break the horny bread, and scoop Stiffly around the scanty vase, wherewith To gather the hard honey at the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Very Gay and Adult Night Before Christmas Jared Kairel	When what to my drunk horny eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh and "Pups" playing in mock...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Abstract, Or Sound Poem John Joseph Hughes	Hungarian Goulash-ash-ash ashes all over your horny little tangle of eiderdown cilia just flicked in my sink...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Angels unawares Swami Vivekananda	selfishness, Like a horny growth, had spread all o'er his heart; And pleasure meant to him no more than pain, Bereft...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
ARE YOU AN ARTIST mad hippie poet	Feed me, and you're just a lonely housewife, horny and wanting to have mad hot, sweaty sex, an intellectual who can make you feel and...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Autumn Thomas Hood	Undazzled at noonday, And tear with horny beak their lustrous...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Battle Of Brunanburgh Alfred Lord Tennyson	Left for the horny-nibb'd raven to rend it, and Gave to the garbaging war-hawk to gorge it, and ...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Brave New World Robert William Service	Yet when my heart is still, The stone I set with horny hand And salty sweat of brow, A record of my strength will sand A hundred years from...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Can I be real M.R.P	Because it gets me horny If I am lonely Would you take advantage and want to get cosy If I told you I'm a sex...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Deaf House Agent Katherine Mansfield	His hand to hi head stood out like a shell, Horny and...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Elliott John Greenleaf Whittier	Then let the poor man's horny hands Bear up the mighty dead, And labor's swart and stalwart bands Behind as mourners...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
FAMILY AND FRIENDS mad hippie poet	by my side, and when times get hard, like a horny virgin teenager, a boy's erection goes and...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
For'ard Henry Lawson	Just because our hands are horny an' our hearts are rough with graft -- But the gentlemen and ladies always DINE together, aft...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hey There God, I'm Sorry Neil Dave	Hey there God, I’m...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hey There God, I'm Sorry Neil Dave	Hey there God, I’m...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Horny Muzz	god Baaa-braa is horny and it causes me pain she's always bumping...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)