Dorothy Parker was an American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist, best known for her wit, wisecracks, and eye for 20th-century urban foibles.
This is what I vow;
He shall have my heart to keep,
Sweetly will we stir and sleep, All the years, as now.
Swift the measured sands may run;
Love like this is never done;
He and I are welded one: This is what I vow.
This is what I pray:
Keep him by me tenderly;
Keep him sweet in pride of me, Ever and a day;
Keep me from the old distress;
Let me, for our happiness,
Be the one to love the less: This is what I pray.
This is what I know:
Lovers' oaths are thin as rain;
Love's a harbinger of pain- Would it were not so!
Ever is my heart a-thirst,
Ever is my love accurst;
He is neither last nor first: This is what I know.