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O' Thy Sharks of Antarctica

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson 1997 (Hayward, California)

O’ thy sharks of Antarctica
O’ thy sharks of Antarctica
How very sad
Looking for children to eat with their dad
But thine see thy cookie of wonder
Will eat cookie with their mother
But mother does not smother with cookies

Mother smothers with smoothie
Then Borris came
With an island of penguins
Kowalski the leader
With father on his knees

The sinister of cookies and wonder
Thy sharks not shall win in thunder
Sir lancelot of mexico
Running from spanish people in england
Single they may be
But not double shall thee
Single thy doubt of wardens mouth

Benny’s very weird with a DQ drought
Thy dust bowl is not real
Covid is fake
And pigeons are CIA agents
Shall they be
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Submitted by DwayneJohnson on April 01, 2021

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