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Troy ^ Troy = Troy

My lyrics suck, but everyone else's suck more
Troy sucks more than anyone's lyrics

Troy doesn't know a thing or two.
He doesn't even know anything.

He can't feel my miniscule rape-stick,
But he can feel my fist.

Does fist rhyme with stick?
I think so...

Anyway, I cannot fathom what it would be like
To have the knowledge of one Troy.
The complement of all knowledge.

I want to rape a Lardy mass of flesh named Troy.
I want to rape him with poker tonight.
Or as Troy would say: "Lololololololololololololololol"

But in the eyes of the Troy,
Naught but the present is experienced.

If Troy cannot know, then how can Troy be so smart.
He is probably a cheater.

I lied. My lyrics don't suck. They are clearly the best.
As evidenced by my unmatched reviews.

Troy is not from Churrigueresque.
Where is Krank?
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Submitted on May 30, 2013

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