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Runny Johnny, Pork and Beans

Gabriel McBride

Runny Johnny, pork and beans.
Had a wife that was his queen.
She couldn't bear his funky smell.
So she pushed him deep in the well.
When he returned, he smelled like hell.
He told her she was mean.
Right before, he ripped out her spleen.

~greyeyesgabriel 1996
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Submitted on January 18, 2015

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Scheme ABCCCBB
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 252
Words 48
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 7
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