Pg-13

I didn't mean to violate
your delicate sensibilities
Let's keep the clothes on,
keep it clean
Not so rated X
but PG-13
I'm so sorry
to ruin your party
Baby, I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
to ruin your happy time
Baby, I had to lie

Sorry to be
so absolutely obscene
and so darn seductive
and so vicious with
my vulgarity

I'm like De Sade
and Von Masoch
all rolled up into one
I have no room to talk
just 60 days of sodomy
and, girl the beast has come!

Digital cameras in-hand
the vultures stalk
Indecently exposed
Behing the curtain,
whacking off

A righteous charge
and I'm spraying the seraphim down
Gold and pearls adorn your crown
Now, come real close and clamor
You're the posterchild
for local fame and glamour