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P's And Q's

Stuff you, yes stuffing you, you stuffing stuff,
stuff off, yes stuff off and stuff you, you stuff.

O' stuff you, you stuffing hat, just stuff off,
eat poop and scream like a stuffing halfwit
then pee your stuffing pants, o' and poop too,
it will make you a nicer stuffing stuff.

What a stuffing bum wipe, you stuffing runt,
stuff off and cry in some dead stuffing end.

Mind your p's and q's please, or just stuff off
and never stuffing come back, you sad stuff.

Thank you, and goodnight, you stuffing sick stuffs,
you have been a wonderful audience.

No, I will not do a stuffing encore,
this stuffing song's dead, stuff off home and rate.
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Submitted on September 22, 2010

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Ian Sawicki has been writing poetry for over twenty years. He is a Manchester born poet, who has dedicated his life to exploration and composition of poetry. His work reflects the many great influential experiences of his life, the pain, the pleasure combined to create new exciting poetry. If anyone is interested in my books then please visit my lulu storefront. All artwork on these books is by my own hand. http://stores.lulu.com/chasingtheday more…

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