Oatmeal Cookies (for food fun-Ha!)



Oatmeal Cookies (for food fun-Ha!)

So its Monday and what does my wife at breakfast serve
Some excellent cookies and a glass of wholesome milk
Now alas I wish this tasty fare at every blessed meal
But, if so,  I would risk loosing my great body curve
However, no matter, with a body like fine velvet silk
Who am I kidding! Just eat those cookies Oatmeal
So tasty, Oatmeal Cookies such food divine
So, often, my hands in the jar I must steal
Oatmeal cookies and make them mine
Cookies that never loose their appeal
Those lucious cookies Oatmeal

©Fred Monte Lassonde 2013
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Submitted on August 21, 2014

Modified on April 18, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme X ABCABCDCDCC X
Closest metre Iambic hexameter
Characters 558
Words 104
Stanzas 3
Stanza Lengths 1, 11, 1

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