Not Straight



seths not straight
he really really isn't
seths not straight
he likes the taste of pop
seths not straight
he won't ever have kids
seths not straight
he has never touched a girls lips
seths not straight
also, he has not taken skinny dips
seths not straight
hes really really not straight,
seths not straight
why dont you go eat some hay,
seths not straight
what non-straight things is he gonna do today,
seths not straight
why is he SO not straight?
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Submitted on October 06, 2009

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme AbAcAdAeAeAaAfAfAa
Closest metre Iambic trimeter
Characters 431
Words 82
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 18

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