Night before Valentine's

It was the night before valentines day
 Was much stirring in the housing complex
 Fishnet stockings were hung out of the way
 In hopes that love would visit this annex

 Her housemates were sleeping sweet in their rooms
 All with dreams of their long-distance romance
 Thinking of their men becoming their grooms
 Her man and her were doing a slow dance

 Her in a negligee him in his briefs
 When in the parking lot there was such noise
 They thought somebody was airing their beefs
 They found out it was some men being boys

 The big lugs were out on a panty raid
 But they were really hoping to get laid