Me.

I don't go to school.
When I grow up I'm gonna become inmate #71695.
I'm gonna do drugs and rob stores.
My family is made up of nothing but delinquents anyways.
I speak lies and my body is gonna be covered in the wildest tattoos.
I carry a weapon at all times and when push comes to shove, I have no problem in bringing the heat.
 My name is Jeffrey Vargas and this is what the government thinks of me.
In reality, I'm one nothing like they think of me.
Although tattoos sound kinda cool.