ladies and gentleman, I'm proud to present... the amazing... Sex Monsters!



gimme some lovin'
honey
gimme some hugs,
gimme some muffins
baby
milk outta jugs

g-g-g-g-gimme a lil' sumpin' sumpin'
lady
gimme some smothering
I'll do the babyin'
you do the motherin'

we're comin' out the walls
bustin' our big old balls
spraying you in the face with some pepper spray
(mace)
blowing your *ss off all over the place

I love I love I love yah
come on now,
I'll rub-a-dub ya
in a bubble jetted tub
like a tug o' war champ-'yon
I wanna f-f-f-f-fug' ya
but I been locked in the dungeon
I was needin' yo lov-in'
scissors in the microwave
b-b-b-b-baby in the oven
come on!
I'm dubba-dubba-dubya-dubya-dubya
E-S-S than zero
the anti-superhero
b-b-b-b-burnin' Rome
like Nero
hammerin' sludges and slugs
just like judge Pirro
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Submitted on October 15, 2013

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Scheme ABCXBC ABXAA DDXEE FXFXAFGAXGXFHHXHCH
Closest metre Iambic trimeter
Characters 700
Words 128
Stanzas 4
Stanza Lengths 6, 5, 5, 18

Wesley Morin

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