Joseph's Cousin Is Hot (And Other Statements Of True Things)



Joseph's Cousin Is hot
Joseph's Cousin is hip
I'd like to see my organ
Dangle from her lip

Joseph's cousin is crazy
Joseph's cousin is perty
When I think about her
My sheets, they get dirty

Joseph's cousin is impossible
Joseph's cousin is fine
I wish for 5 minutes
In a room, she'd be mine

Joseph's cousin is foxy
She's too chicken-poxy
Because like an itch I must scratch
She drives me mad with her body

Joseph's cousin is wet
And she tries to hide
But I can't hold it in with the slip and slide
OOH!
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Submitted on November 11, 2009

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme ABXB CAXC XDXD CCXC XEEX
Closest metre Iambic trimeter
Characters 482
Words 97
Stanzas 5
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 4, 4, 4

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