I Reviewed It! ##@S!!



When you put your poem out there,
   and expressed your deepest thought,
You could not believe that in a review of your poem,
   a simple "ok" was really all you got.

You used an expletive to describe the "ok"
  Because"ok" was not what you sought;
Then you added a special expression
   to describe just what you got:  ##@$!!

I took you at your word,
  And a long review was done;
Then you complained that it was too long,
  And said your poem was written in fun.

You lied about your complaint being in fun;
  I reviewed it and my verdict has come.
You are a complainer and you are no fun;
  I cannot win, regardless of what I have done. ##@$!!

5-7-12 (c) Dale Raymond
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Submitted on September 02, 2012

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme XABC XADC XDXD DBDD X
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 653
Words 125
Stanzas 5
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 4, 4, 1

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