I Reviewed It! ##@S!!
When you put your poem out there,
and expressed your deepest thought,
You could not believe that in a review of your poem,
a simple "ok" was really all you got.
You used an expletive to describe the "ok"
Because"ok" was not what you sought;
Then you added a special expression
to describe just what you got: ##@$!!
I took you at your word,
And a long review was done;
Then you complained that it was too long,
And said your poem was written in fun.
You lied about your complaint being in fun;
I reviewed it and my verdict has come.
You are a complainer and you are no fun;
I cannot win, regardless of what I have done. ##@$!!
5-7-12 (c) Dale Raymond
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Submitted on September 02, 2012
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Scheme | XABC XADC XDXD DBDD X |
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Closest metre | Iambic pentameter |
Characters | 653 |
Words | 125 |
Stanzas | 5 |
Stanza Lengths | 4, 4, 4, 4, 1 |
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