Glory Glory Richard Edward Rhoades

How to Farce a Farce; take lessons from a Pro
Like Richard Edward Rhoades, he's a FARCE from head to toe
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Listen to him preach, "sound doctrine" he'll expound
He'll impress you with his "wisdom", and "knowledge" so profound
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Never mind that he's a Farce, and his brain is in his d*ck
His 2nd wife divorced him...she was such a hot young chick*
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She went and left his *ss, because his d*ck went limp
Now all he does is preach, and Dale Koller is his pimp
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As time went on the Old Farce died, now Dale Koller carries on
And just like Scot Lee Kirkyland, of Dusty Rhoades he is a spawn

*She was 23 years his junior