Elbert's Analysis

Yesterday, I gave you a
Piece of my mind. Upon
Further analysis, you informed
Me that the sample I profferred
Was slightly warped. So I
Suggested that we talk about
It over coffee and moonbeams.
Wait, let me light a cigarette while
You make yourself comfortable
In the parlor my friend. Thus
It begins. The littany of my
Philosophical ramblings versus
Your incessant attempt to
Rationalize my verbiage. I
Eventually concede telling you
That you're right as rain. I bid
You goodnight and with the close of
The front door, I retreat into my
Laughter certain that your
Hesitation has already surfaced.