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Un Film Cecoslovacco ... Nooooo! ... Ma con sottotitoli in Tedesco... Nooooo!

So how am I going
To put this won into a verse for you, Baby Biddie???
It takes an extremely skilled poet
Which I'm not but
I shall try to show...lead the horse to the water
But can't make it drink,
But maybe there's something that will out-jut
That helps you search
The Marxist Gogolo or the Fanatic Politically "Corrrrrrretto" Twotube
So without further ado,
Let me begin:
C'era un comico italiano, Paolo,
Il cui film era in onda
Per tanti starnuti e auguri
Per ridere con lacrime di coccodrillo
Ecco lo qui,
Ecco lo qua:
Fantozzi La corazzata Kotiomkin (nome originale: la corazzata Potëmkin "Бронено́сец Потёмкин")
Even the Communist Russians laughed at this movie so hard
That in the dead-cold winter of Communism
They awarded Paolo many accolades
For putting on such a show...making fun of the Bolsheviks..
Watch - if you care to - the entire nine minutes
And you'll get a kick out of Fantozzi screaming atop his lungs
"Per me, La corazzata Kotiomkin e una Cagata Pazzesca!"
Which he was right about...
And he even tricked the Soviets
Into laughing out their commie guts
About their own history's folly!
;-) Aaaaaack-Shyeon!
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Submitted on October 07, 2020

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