Discipline

Ringgold Wilmer Lardner 1885 (Niles, Michigan) – 1933 (East Hampton, New York)



He couldn't have a doughnut, and it made him very mad;
He undertook to get revenge by screaming at his dad.
  
"Cut out that noise!" I ordered, and he gave another roar,
And so I put him in "the room" and shut and locked the door.
  
I left him in his prison cell two minutes, just about,
And, penitent, he smiled at me when I did let him out.
  
But when he got another look at the forbidden fruit
He gave a yell that they could hear in Jacksonville or Butte.
  
"Cut out that noise!" I barked again. "Cut out that foghorn stuff!
Perhaps I didn't leave you in your prison long enough.
  
"You want your dad to keep you jailed all afternoon, I guess."
He smiled at me and answered his equivalent for "yes."
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Submitted on August 03, 2020

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Quick analysis:

Scheme AA BB CC DD EE FF
Closest metre Iambic heptameter
Characters 695
Words 144
Stanzas 6
Stanza Lengths 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2

Ringgold Wilmer Lardner

Ringgold Wilmer "Ring" Lardner (March 5, 1885 – September 25, 1933) was an American sports columnist and short story writer best known for his satirical writings on sports, marriage, and the theatre. His contemporaries Ernest Hemingway, Virginia Woolf, and F. Scott Fitzgerald all professed strong admiration for his writing.  more…

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